Tasha: Where is Zac?
Yes, she sometimes calls us by our first name
Me: He is outside
Tasha: Doing blow?
Me: What? (I have no words.) To clarify, she meant blowing smoke from his cigars.
Meeting her new preschool teacher at our home:
Mrs. Freer: Do you like to sing?
Tasha: Yes, I do.
Mrs. Freer: That is great, because we sing a lot in preschool. What is your favorite song to sing?
Tasha: Gangam Star (Style)
Mrs. Freer: Oh, I don't know that one.
Tasha: I'll get the iPad...
Me: I don't think we need to hear that song right now.
Running into the bathroom and striping down her clothes:
Tasha: Uh oh! My pee thought the floor was the toilet.
Tasha: Oh Nikolaus, you are a handsome boy (must get that from me)
Me: Natasha, you are so cute.
Tasha: Yup! That's what I do!
Tasha: Mommy, I love touching you when you sleep. You are so nice and warm.
Me: So, tonight you are going to sleep in your room.
Tasha: I tried that last night and I didn't like it. So, I'm going to sleep in your room with you and daddy.
Me: Nope. Your room.
Tasha: But, I don't like to sleep alone. And the tantrum begins...
Tasha: Can Nikolaus have a sleepover with me one day at Grandma's?
Me: Yes, when he is a little older.
Tasha: Great! Then he won't miss me because he will be with me.
A light bulb went out in our family room...
Tasha: Mimi's cleaning lady is going to change Mimi's light bulb in her closet. Maybe we should have our cleaning lady change our light bulb.
Me: I am the cleaning lady! And I have been doing a terrible job, so you should fire me.
Mix and Match Day at preschool
Love this face!